*sweetgreychaos

Well tickle my bolts and call me Frankenstein! Is it that time o' the year again already? Yaaaay, Halloween!

...Okay, so it's not Halloween, but what it IS... is the commercialized beginning of the Halloween sell season. Now, dislike as you will the over-emphasis on sales in our consumer world, and the sadness of the already-out Halloween decor and candy and the like... but at least join me in reveling, for the season of the Halloween Cheapo makeup is at hand.

Haaallelujaaaah!

So for those of you have been looking for makeup to start doing fun lil' projects and the like... now is your chance. Take up thine dollars and cents salvaged from yonder futon, and run thy rear end to a WalMart or other mass-market sorta store, and buy a few of the cheapo few-dollar makeup kits. For all you true makeup artists and professional bodypainters out there, don't cringe. I'm poor, and for a large percentage of my makeuppin' days, I've had to make due with my FrankenPaints. XD



Here are some things you're going to want to make sure you pick up, to have a nice well-rounded collection.

Buy a kit with at least one tube of cream white makeup. It's great for taming crappy grease paint. Which we'll get to in a second.

This is a little harder to explain. You know those color wheels/plastic trays of makeup that come in Halloween kits? Well, the absolute WORST type looks like plastic paint in and of itself, and it's usually in a very shallow container. You don't want that kind. It's evil. You want the kind that looks greasy, like if you stuck your finger in it you'd regret it. It usually comes in a little bit of a deeper tray, too. For example:



Look at the larger version of this. The triangle shaped trays? Those are the makeup antichrists. See how plasticy they are? See how seldom I've used them? They're divas, don't like to bend to anyone's authority. But the tray in the middle- awww, that's my baby. Nice and greasy. >3

You want makeup crayons. In that above thumb, they're all over. ...They're best used for grinding up and painting w/ a normal paintbrush- but it's a LOT of makeup for a dirt cheap price. Stock up on the kits that have these in 'em.

If you can find a kit with it, buy one with wax. It will probably be in a little plastic tray, and be a tan color. Sometimes it's called "nose wax", "scar wax/effects wax" etc. Some kits even call it "wound gel". Why, I don't know. Dropped on their heads as children. *shrug* It's worth playing with, but I'm spoiled. I have nice wax. XD

DON'T use the paintbrushes that come with the cheapo kits unless you have No. Other. Option. If you buy one thing "fer realz", let it be the paintbrushes. You can get a package of them for like five bucks in the craft section at Walmart, if you're still on 'the budg'.

....Okay, I lied. If you buy TWO things "fer realz", let it be a) the paintbrushes and b) Pond's Cold Cream. It's the best for getting the stuff off afterward. Seriously. Just go to CVS or Walmart or Sally's Beauty Supply and get a nice jar of Pond's. It's much cheaper than professional "theater grade" makeup remover, and I find it works better because it doesn't leave your face all greasy.

Cheat Sheet Mini-List

*Look for kits with wax crayons and grease paint
*Get at least one tube of white makeup. It's usually separate, or can be found in clown/vampire kits.
*Get kits with wax in it if you can find it.
*Buy a real paintbrush or two.
*Pond's Cold Cream


Happy Hunting! ^_^

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